Chicken sold separately...

This one is just kind of sad to be honest:

Told you so.

I just hope that kid got paid a whole lot of cash. He'll probably need it to pay for the facial reconstruction operation after his schoolmates kick the shit out of him for dancing like a twat.

Especially for this bit.

Also, it's quite impressive that Old El Paso's 'Crispy Chicken Fajita' kits come with absolutely zero crispy chicken.