I didn't quite catch that...

Behold:

Congratulations Webuyanycar.com - you've managed to hire worse musicians than PJ and fuckin' Duncan.

Psych.

Yup - it's the sort of ad that makes you fall to your knees and weep angrily. The sort of ad that makes you pound your fist into the wall until you leave a pulped, bloody stump in its place. The sort of ad that uses the old 'if we can't find anything good/witty/informative/clever to say, we'll just repeat ourselves over and over again until people feel something in their brain snap, and they cave in due to sheer psychological exhaustion just before their mind starts dribbling out of their ears in soft, gooey lumps' mantra. 

That's a real thing. I didn't just make that up.