Orangina is scary.

Bit of an old one this, but by Christ it's terrifying. In fact, words simply cannot communicate how terrifying it is, and therefore all shall be said for now is 'pole-dancing squid'. 

Do not adjust your sets. Or your medication. You did just witness that.

This anthropomorphic nightmare caused outrage when released (who'd have thunk it?) for being 'too sexy'. One can only assume that the people who judged the ad to be 'too sexy' were in fact 'too fucked up in the head' to register that the characters were CGI human-animal mutant hybrids. Ok, so we get some pretty basic visual innuendo, but surely the phrase should be 'too bed-shittingly scary'.

Here comes the citrusy money-shot...

I'm not sure anything else needs to be said on this one...